张根锡百想造型被指模仿漫画《海贼王》

本届百想两大话题是什么？韩国媒体笑称是“张根锡的独特造型”与“李民浩的摔跤”。
　　而张根锡的礼帽加长卷发造型，起初被人质疑模仿日本男星小田切让，不过最近有韩国资深动漫迷指出，其实张根锡是在COSPLAY日本漫画《海贼王》！更有动漫迷留言说：“礼帽和发型如出一辙，就差肩膀上放个鸽子了。”
　　不过此举遭到张根锡经纪公司的强烈否认，他们表示张根锡并没有模仿此造型，“在颁奖礼上cosplay，这像话吗？”

德国一鹈鹕险些吃掉争食的小狗

鹈鹕咬住狗头

































众所周之，鹈鹕主要以鱼类为食，不知你是否听说过被激怒的鹈鹕试图将狗吃掉的新闻。日前在德国便发生了这有趣的一幕：一条小狗试图偷吃鹈鹕的“晚餐”，不料鹈鹕被激怒，小狗险些被吃掉。

事情发生在德国一个农场，当时一只鹈鹕和一条小狗在农场为了一顿食物而“大打出手”，身高体大的鹈鹕试图将小狗吃掉，看到这一幕的农场主罗兰·阿达姆立即用相机拍摄下来。

据罗兰回忆说：“我当时正在室外厨房为鸟准备食物，随后我注意到那只鹈鹕正在找吃的。见此情形，我决定先给它一点本来是为小狗准备的食物吃，结果小狗随即上前和鹈鹕争抢了起来。”

生怕自己的食物被别人抢走，这只鹈鹕随后张开大嘴将小狗头部吞了下去，让小狗知道食物是属于它的。不过可能鹈鹕觉得还是不放心，之后又用尖嘴在狗嘴里仔细“检查”了一番，小狗不但没有被惹怒，反而任凭鹈鹕用嘴在它口中检查，最终鹈鹕确信狗嘴里并没有偷吃的鸡肉后才放心的让小狗走掉。

罗兰看到这滑稽的一幕大笑起来。他说：“在我的农场里驯养了很多动物，如：鸵鸟、火烈鸟等，它们都很听话，并且之间相处的也非常融洽。

美国一淘气小马驹头被卡树洞中

日前，美国一匹淘气的小马驹不慎将脑袋卡在一个树洞中动弹不得，最终在人们的帮助下才脱离险境，不过这匹马驹的下巴却严重脱臼。

当时这匹雌性小马驹可能是好奇地把脑袋伸进树窟窿内一探究竟，但是当它想将头缩回时却发现根本不可能——它越是试图缩回来，头越是卡得厉害。当时的情形就像是动画片维尼熊中，贪吃的维尼熊头被卡在蜂蜜罐里一样，非常滑稽。

小马驹主人的邻居詹森听到了小马驹沮丧的叫声后跑出来一看究竟，并立即营救。他用一把锯子将困住小马驹的树小心地锯开，小马驹这才脱离了险境。不过遗憾的是，小马驹下颚脱臼、头部和耳朵上有几处刮伤，幸运的是没有生命危险。

马咬狗

常听说“狗咬马”，但你听说过“马咬狗”吗？日前德国法兰克福就发生了这样罕见的一幕：一匹温顺的马突然张开大嘴对“挑衅”它的一条牧羊犬下了“毒嘴”。

当时，一条比利时牧羊犬正在追逐一匹混血马，不料这匹任性的马却不听牧羊犬的“指挥”，当即脾气大发，掉头对牧羊犬反击，试图用嘴咬牧羊犬的尾巴。受到惊吓的牧羊犬压着尾巴灰溜溜地逃跑。

看到此情形，德国摄影师洛塔尔立即用照相机捕捉到了这罕见的一幕。

英龙舌兰数周长到25英尺 高过种植者房屋

英国一棵龙舌兰近日在几个星期内长到25英尺高，超过了种植者的房屋高度，这件事情立即在当地引起了轰动，人们纷纷前来观看这棵“奇树”。

70岁的莫里森(Hermione Morrison)老人在1982年20多前年从直布罗陀度假回家后在自家院内种下了一棵龙舌兰，此后它没有什么特别，保持着正常的生长速度。

可就在最近，这棵龙舌兰突然疯狂生长，在几个星期之内竟然长成了高达25英尺的参天“大树”，并开出了黄绿相间的花朵，即使从卧室的窗口也无法触及它的最顶端。

老人从种下这棵植物后就一直期待着它开花的那一天，尽管这可能需要十年或者二十年的漫长等待。莫里森老人说:“我并没有给它进行什么特殊的栽培。只是让它自己慢慢生长，而看到它开花确实令我感到十分激动和惊讶。人们都说它要生长很长的时间才能开花，我甚至觉得可能等不到它开花的一天。但是今年它却在一天内长了好几英尺。我从没想过它会高过我的房子。真的很令人惊讶。它确实是个庞然大物。”

专家认为龙舌兰这种植物之所以会在26年后开花，很可能是由于英国变化不定的天气所促成的。在龙舌兰的生命周期中仅开花一次。开花的时候，花朵会从树干的中间长出并以玫瑰形树叶为衬托。英国皇家园艺协会发言人说，这种植物一般会在潮湿的冬季生长，从而保护自己渡过严寒时期，“这种植物将生命的力量蕴藏数十年，再一次性利用这些力量开出美丽的花朵后枯竭。我想大概是英国的气候变化使的这颗植物开花。尽管这种植物更喜欢西班牙、葡萄牙的热带天气，但是英国潮湿的冬季也着实给了这种植物保护自己和开花的条件。”

世界最矮的露营车仅1米高

英国汽车修理工安迪和他的三个朋友在三天之内将7.8英尺（约2.38米）高的大众VW露营用房车改装成了仅3.3英尺（约1.01米）高的露营车，他的这辆新改装的车创下了世界记录，成为世界上最矮的露营车。

据悉，这辆1980年产的25型露营车在进行改装前已经有7万英里的行驶记录。为了使车在改装后仍能够行驶自如，安迪将方向盘调低并移到中间，其他系统也相应地进行调整。该车在驾驶台后面有两个座位，经检测这辆车完全适合路面行驶。最有趣的是，由于太矮它能够不受路障束缚而直接进入停车场。该车的最高行驶速度可以达到每小时80英里，当安迪驾驶着这辆车行驶在其家乡时，引起了人们极大关注。

现年45岁的安迪当初花了1000英镑购得这辆VW露营用房车。他认为最具挑战性的就是在三天的短暂时间内将这辆车改装成世界上最矮的车。他表示：“我们是在北安普敦郡举办的为期三天的Bug Jam节上当着观众的面将车改装成功的。我们早上6点就起床，整整耗费了三天时间，这是我有史以来所做的难度最高的事情了。改装的关键就在于车顶，因为当我们减掉了大部分车顶后，由于尖端逐渐变细，我们发现有14英寸的差距。于是我们不得不将方向盘移动到汽车中央位置，并且构造出了一个新的驾驶操控系统。我们将座位调低，手闸和汽车排挡移动到相应的位置，并且还更换了油箱。经过检测，我们改装的车是适合路面行驶的，时速可以达到80英里，你还可以将垫子放在后面，安心的睡觉，不过由于车高的限制，很容易患上幽闭恐怖症。目前我们已经申报吉尼斯记录，并得到了确认，这辆车就是世界上最矮的露营巴士。让我们觉得自豪的是，在Bug Jam节上，当我们忙碌地改装汽车时，总有游客前来观赏。改装完成后，我们面前已经聚集了1000名观众。”

story of a hacker + PC newbie

Hacker = 黑客 = black rogue(??)~ short for BR
Pc newbie = 小白 = xiao bai ( most probably Ms white) ~ short for XB


A conversation between BR and XB

BR:I am now in control of your PC
XB：How did you do it?
BR：By using a trojan
XB：...................where？I dont see it
BR：Open your control panels
XB：..................where is my control panels
BR：..................Below your computer!!
XB：I dont see it in "My Computer"
BR：.......Forget it，just forget everything i said

later on~~
BR：I am now in control of your PC again
XB：oh~~
BR： ....scared？！
XB：what good timing，can you help clear those annoying virus? these days there are alot of them in my PC
BR：...........

then........
XB：why do you always come and go as you please?
BR：well....you could always use a firewall
XB：but.......if there is a firewall, then u wont be able to access my PC
BR：its not that，its just that i wanna have more fun hacking ur PC，if its secureless like this its real damn
boring

so...........
XB：i heard that u can create "virus"？！
BR：ya~
XB：then u can control anybody's PC right？！
BR：normally
XB：then can you hack anytime anywhere？
BR：of course，why do you think they call us hackers or black rogues？
XB：..........ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~~`i thought is because u all are black~~~
BR：“wakau..............~~”

after........
BR：Here i am again！！
XB：dont you feel the least tired of coming in everyday？
BR：it is, your PC is the worst i have ever seen
XB：no way! how can it be?
BR：i mean besides those free games from microsoft, the other files are the tonnes of virus and spyware
taking up ur harddisk space
XB：oh~~?then have you seen my “solitaire”?，i remember its sumwhere~ i know i have it
BR：。。。。。sayonara

soon......
BR：hi~~~back i am！
XB：wah~ long time no see~ been blocked by my firewall?
BR： wakakaka，you are joking right? your PC is even easier to control than my own~
XB：i hope that u can help me something
BR：what is it?
XB：can you hack into the electric company's system?
BR： .......what you wan me to do?！！
XB：please ya，help clear this months electric bill for me
BR：go to hell！！

later..........
BR：where the hell you've been？！！！
XB：ah~ i went on a vacation
BR：i am finding something
XB：what you wanna find in my PC?
BR：a virus，a very old 1 dat i made，only you have it

sometime........
BR：here i come！！
.............................(silence)
BR：whats with the cold shoulder？
XB：i not in a good mood
BR：somebody bully u？
XB：i lost my ICQ，my 1st love picture is left there
BR：easy easy，i'll help u to get
XB：impossible
BR：nothing is impossible，tell me，what is ur ICQ number？i'll just hack for the password
XB：mmmmmmmmm..........that is the reason...........i forgot

tomolo?
XB：GET UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP！！！！
BR： ？！
XB：did you use my ID in some weird forum？！！
BR：.....sorry about that~ wanted to tell you.but dont worry，i only pasted some lame topic, i promise it wont happen again
XB：no way！！！
BR：then else what u wan？
XB：that topic you post is 1 of the hot items ppl spamming now，its my 1st and only topic which is so hot，i like it~ do summore~
BR：faint*！


BR：hehe i just did sumthing ammusing~
XB：what?
BR：i bumped up a post
XB：thats very normal
BR：my bump include "fuk your mom lah loser admin!" ， its really de-stressing
BR：wasai，overwhelming， i never dared to do such thing，you will get banned！
BR：but of course，its already done
XB：and this is ammusing？！
BR：ya~ cause that is your ID


XB：u pro right？
BR：if u feel so, then yes
XB：how pro r u？
BR：when i am bored i even am able to hack myself
XB：ha，i can do that too！
BR： #￥% WTF！YOU CAN!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?？！
XB：ya，i just go find sumone else's PC and turn it on, so i hacked (i am in control of )
the PC already
BR：DUI!!!！

BR was admitted into a hospital for quite a while..........

XB：i think i should visit you~
BR：...........this.....、isnt a good idea........why u wanna see me?
XB：i wanna know whether you are what i dream of
BR：aaa ，how do you think i look like？
XB：very handsome and sexy，wears tights，and very unique，able to go just anywhere，saving the world~
BR：............tai lou, you r talking about spiderman lah！


BR：i am back again from the last visit from the last visit from the last visit！ watcha doing?
XB：i am thinking
BR：oh？！thinking?what?
XB：i am thinking of the ways to keep you out
BR：heheheheheee....，so what have you got？
XB：be very afraid！
BR：........what is it？
XB： i'll just have to go to my router and caps it at 1KBps，like that you cant come in at all，cause its too tiny for u to come in，lalalalala~~~~~
BR：......


XB：everyday u come in, is my PC really that worth intruding?
BR：ya, its worth every effort！
XB：why is it so worth it?
BR：I am wondering, why a PC full of virus like urs still wont have a system crash
XB：ah~ i know why！
BR：............WTF #￥%！how？！how？！how？！how？
XB：easy！the virus are killing each other and not killing my PC


XB：i also wanna hack into you PC
BR：no can do，i will go crazy if you do that!
XB：but its so unfair！！
BR：emm，ok，then i'll give u this chance
XB：............but...........i duno how.........
BR：ngak ngak~~~y u think i agree to let u?！


BR：I am back again and again and again once more!
XB：this may be the last time we meet
BR：:blink: oh？what happened？
XB：i am gonna reformat，then protect with bundles of antivirus and firewall programs，how is that?
BR：so you really do hate me..............ok~ so this is good bye ya~
XB：em...hey....，wait！！teach me how to reformat first！
BR：..............................

BR：its late, dont u think u should get offline？
XB：oh，ya hor，then i'll be unplugging the socket now
BR：eh wait！you dunno how to shut down？
BR：i know ar，but everytime i press shut down，it hangs，so i just unplug it everytime
BR：then you have to change some settings : open
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows NT\
CurrentVersion\Winlogon, at Winlogon right click，choose “new” → “name”，insert
“PowerdownAfterShutdown”，and initialized the values to 1，then from now on it
will shut down properly
XB：...........i think i''ll just unplug


XB：u r great right?
BR：ok ok lah
XB：lies！show me sumthing! gimme a trojan that can shut down my PC
BR：easy stuff！just u wait
(sending.............)
BR：hahahah，done，feel the wrath of my hacking power!!
XB：hehee，thx lah~~~~i am surfing outside，just wanted u to help me shut down
BR：*feint*~~~~

lengzai vs yongsui XD

kalau lelaki handsome pendiam
Perempuan akan cakap:: woow, cool giler...
kalau lelaki tak handsome pendiam
Perempuan akan cakap: eh perasan bagus...

kalau lelaki handsome berbuat jahat
Perempuan akan kata: nobody's perfect
kalau lelaki tak handsome berbuat jahat
perempuan akan cakap: memang.... muka pun macam pecah rumah!

kalau lelaki handsome menolong perempuan yg diganggu
perempuan akan cakap: wah.. machonya.. macam hero filem!
kalau lelaki tak handsome menolong perempuan yang diganggu
Perempuan akan kata: entah2 kawan dia...

kalau lelaki handsome dapat perempuan cantik
perempuan akan kata: sepadan sangat...
kalau lelaki tak handsome dapat perempuan cantik
perempuan akan kata: mesti kena bomoh perempuan tuh!

kalau lelaki handsome ditinggal kekasih
perempuan akan kata: jangan sedih, kan saya ada..
kalau lelaki tak handsome ditinggal kekasih
perempuan akan kata:...(terdiam, tapi telunjuknya
meliuk-liuk dari atas ke bawah, patutlah, tengok saja luarannya)...

kalau lelaki handsome penyayang binatang
perempuan akan cakap: perasaannya halus...penuh kasih sayang
kalau lelaki tak handsome penyayang binatang
perempuan akan cakap: sesama keluarga memang harus menyayangi...

kalau lelaki handsome bawa BMW
perempuan akan cakap: matching... hebat luar dalam
kalau lelaki tak handsome bawa BMW
perempuan akan cakap: bang, bosnya mana?...

kalau lelaki handsome menuang air ke gelas perempuan
perempuan akan cakap:ini barulah lelaki gentlemen
kalau lelaki tak handsome menuang air ke gelas perempuan
perempuan akan cakap: naluri pembantu, memang begitu....

kalau lelaki handsome hantar komen dlm friendster..cepat2 dibalas..kalau lelaki xhandsome dia akan ckp buang masa je layan..

NASIB KAMI LELAKI XHANDSOME....

ok my rojak translation:

if lengzai is quiet, guai-guai
girls will say: wow dem cool la
if yongsui is quiet, guai-guai
girls will say: ceh like he think so yeng 1

if lengzai do something bad
girls will say: nobody's perfect
if yongsui do something bad
girls will say: suits his face lor... face like broken home 1

if lengzai help harrassed girls
girls will say: wa dem macho la ... like film hero 1
if yongsui help harrassed girls
girls will say: maybe tht's her fren lor

if lengzai get lenglui
girls will say: wah perfect match oh
if yongsui get lenglui
girls will say: she must be kena possessed de

if lengzai kena dumped by girls
girls will say: dun be sad, u got me ma
if yongsui kena dumped by girls
girls will say: *speechless while pointing him up n down* u just see how yongsui he is lor...

if lengzai loves animals
girls will say: wah so loving n caring
if yongsui loves animals
girls will say: face like animals, sure will love their own kind la

if lengzai drives BMW
girls will say: wah from face to car, all leng!
if yongsui drives BMW
girls will say: bro, where's the boss?

if lengzai pours water on girl's glass
girls will say: very gentleman la this fella
if yongsui pours water on girls' glass
girls will say: maid's instinct, sure like tht lo

if lengzai gives comments in friendster, sure reply fast 1, if yongsui, waste time oni

OUR FATE AS YONGSUI...

Ah beng job interview

i wonder u all have seen this cos i have heard of it but didnt really understand xD


Ah Beng went for an job interview for a sales job. When the manager saw Ah Beng's colourful attire, his mind screamed, "Not this man!!"

Nevertheless he still had to entertain Ah Beng. So he told Ah Beng, "If you can form a sentence using the words I give you, then I will give you a chance!"

"The words are "Green, Pink, Yellow, Blue, White, Purple, Black".

Ah Beng thought for a while and said "I heard the phone go green, green, and then I went to pink up the phone and said Yellow. Blue's that? White did you say? Aiyah, wrong number. Don't purplely disturb people and don't call Black, ok?"

Ah Beng got the job.

jokes

Teacher: Ted, if your father
has $10
and you ask him for $6, how much would
your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ted: You don't know my father!


Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your
results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report
book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that, but I'm going
Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm scolding you
now.

Father: Why did you fail your
Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8.
On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.

If she can't make up her mind, how do
I know the right answer?

Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love


Man: How old is your father?
Boy: 1 year older then me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I
was born

Teacher: Simon, your composition
on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
Simon: No, teacher. It's the same dog!


Father: Your teacher says she finds it
impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!

Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: Singapore , Sir.
Teacher: Which part?
Student: All of me, Sir.

笨贼以为自己隐形

巫师施咒就可以隐形？相信没有人会相信吧！不过，伊朗一名男子却相信，他不但付钱让一名巫师下“隐形咒”，还真的以为自己隐了形，并直走入德黑兰一间银行，抢走银行顾客的金钱，结果当场被制伏。当局现正追捕为该名男子下咒的巫师。

伊朗官方报章《Jam-eJam》报道，这名相信巫术的“蠢贼”，最近走去拜访一位巫师，向巫师交了290英镑（约2千零20令吉）的费用，让巫师为他下“隐形咒”，以为从此就可随心所欲，以隐形之身打劫银行，想偷多少钱就偷多少钱，神不知鬼不觉。

当场被制伏才知上当

隐了形，下一步当然是往打劫“发大财”，男子于是大模大样走入德黑兰一间银行内，直接从顾客手上抢走现金；眼白白看手上的钱被这名男子抢去，顾客当然不会放过他，并在当场将他制伏，送交警方处理。

这名男子在法庭上后悔地说：“我做错了，我现在知道自己上了当，被人哄骗了。”

现在德黑兰的警方，正四处找寻为这名男子下咒的假巫师。

Malaysian's Excuses

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:
Ajinomoto

NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD :
Maggi Mee.

NATIONAL BREAKFAST :
Nasi Lemak

NATIONAL LUNCH :
Chicken Rice

NATIONAL SUPPER :
Roti Canai & Teh Tarik

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
Traffic Jam.

NATIONAL CONDOM:
None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condoms.
So they rushed into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest pack,any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye

NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION:
Pineapple.

NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:
Stout. Many Malaysian men swear by it. But then after a few pints they start swearing at everything...

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):
Food Poisoning.

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):
Menstrual Pain

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep, mother-in-law around,
early appointment, food not digested yet, aircond not cold enough,
aircond too cold, nail polish not dry yet,
sleepy, stomach cramps, period, haven't remove make-up,
haven't showered, no water supply, going to watch " Desperate Housewives ", depress, no mood, etc...

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
None. Malaysian men never refuse sex.

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIARRHOEA :
Cap Kaki Tiga. Down one bottle with warm water and you are all
"dried up".

NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:
Panadol. The "cure for all". If it fails we have another secret weapon : Tiger Balm.

NATIONAL CURE FOR NAUSEA :
Moh Fah Kor.

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:
Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.

NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
Happy Hours.

NATIONAL DANCING SHOE (FOR LINE DANCE):

Bloch.

NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
The sight of a police road block.

NATIONAL WATCH :
Petaling Street "boutique" watch

NATIONAL WATCH FOR YUPPIES :
Petaling Street "boutique" Rolex

NATIONAL RICE COOKER :
"Pensonic" Rice Cooker

NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:
Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.


NATIONAL WARRIORS:
Mat Rempit

NATIONAL MONOPOLY ISP:
TMnut Screamyx

NATIONAL FAVOURITE QUOTES:
You tak suka, you keluar Malaysia

Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:

Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:
Anne Chang
(Mandarin)-Dirty

Anne Chin
(Mandarin) - Keep quiet

Faye Chen
(Mandarin) - Dusty

Carl Cheng
(Hokkien) - Buttock

Monica Cheng
Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks

Lucy Leow
(Hokkien) - You are dead

Jane Tan
(Mandarin) - Frying eggs

Suzie Leow
(Hokkien) - Lost till death

Henry Mah
(Mandarin) - Hate your mum

Corrine Tai
(Hokkien) - Poor fellow

Paul Chan
(Mandarin) - Bankrupt

Nelson Tan
(Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs

Leslie Tong
(Mandarin) - Rubbish bin

Carmen Teng
(Hokkien) - Leg hair long

Connie Mah
(Cantonese) - Call your mother

Danny See
(Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death

Rosie Teng
(Hokkien) - Screws and nails

Pete Tsai
(Hokkien) - Nose droppings

Macy Koh
(Cantonese) - Never die before

I e-meow U, U e-meow me

Muahaha... so farnieee…. Dear Ah Lian

Thanks you for your letter. Wrong time no see you. How everything? For me, I am quiet find.

You say in your letter your taukeh soh want you to chain your look? Somemore you must wear kick kok soo, hope you can wok properly.

You know, Ah Kau Kia working in a soft where company now. Last week, he take I, Muthu & few of his friend to May Nonut to eat barger. After that he take we all go to kalah ok.
Muthu sing and sing no stop until the sky bright.

Next week, my father mother going to sellerbread 20 years annie wear sari. My father mother going to give a fist to all the kampong people. So you must come with your hole family.

I only hope one day we no need to write and send letter to you and to me. Better I e-meow you, you e-meow me. I will ketchup with you soon. And when you got time, please few free to call me. Goo bye.....

Worm regard,
Ah Beng