新穎的肥皂世界

　　可別小看“肥皂”哦。不僅每天可用來洗手、洗臉、洗澡，而且，各種各樣不拘形式、功效、成分的新商品不斷涌現。今天，就來介紹一下位於大阪市的，約有350種類肥皂的東急手創館心齋橋店(TOKYU HANDS SHISAIBASHI STORE)。

　　首先，外觀看上去是甜點的肥皂。炸甜甜圈、白薯、仿奶油餡點心等，令人禁不住要將它們放到嘴裡的“Sweets Soap”！將制造肥皂用的“質地”煮熟後，由肥皂藝匠用手工精心制作而成，真是凝聚了手藝人絕技的肥皂。當作禮物送人值得推薦。

　　同時，受男生們歡迎的，是“Hiroshi所考慮的黑色洗臉肥皂”，配合了竹醋液和綠茶提取物，含有異黃酮的黑豆提取物呵護皮膚，刮鬍子時也相當好用。而像水晶一般透明感的全身用美容肥皂“駝鳥肥皂”，對皮膚和善的駝鳥油以及美容成分胎盤、骨膠原等，挨近滋潤的美麗肌膚，洗掉毛孔的污穢。

　　另外，“愛琴海的橄欖樹肥皂”，也使用了最高質的處女油。配合了礦物質、天然植物提取物的“百花草”，無加添、無著色、無香料和皮膚和善，保濕效果相當高。印尼的肥皂“PRIMA SARI RAPET II”，其中的藥用植物成分可由消臭，使汗暢快地流淌，採用了容易使用的附著方式。

欧盟规定安全套至少长160毫米 香蕉弯度亦有要求

欧盟日前开始对一些荒谬可笑的规章制度说“不”，这本不足为怪，可问题是这些规章制度恰恰是欧盟官员自行颁布实施的，这不啻于搬起石头砸自己的脚。

在欧洲，甚至对黄瓜、避孕套的长度及香蕉的弯曲度都有专门规定，并有权决定拖拉机的座椅位置。另外，还对路面破碎机震动的具体情况有明文规定。欧盟委员会主席若泽·曼努埃尔·巴罗佐承认，一些国家对欧洲的黄瓜标准不屑一顾，觉得此举滑稽而可笑。

荒诞可笑的官僚作风成为这些荒诞法令得以颁布的基本原因，这使许多民众，尤其是德国民众对欧洲抱有越来越多的负面情绪；据调查，只有52%的欧洲人以乐观的态度看待他们国家欧盟成员国身份。

在德国的柏林联邦州，尽管此地连索道的影子都见不到，却有一部关于索道的法律。由于柏林联邦州一马平川，索道自然永远无法变成现实。欧盟官员还对葱、青蒜等植物的颜色、外形关怀备至。有关花椰菜、黄瓜的颜色、形状等信息清清楚楚地记录在36页纸上。

欧盟批准的十大荒诞法令包括减少路面破碎机震动频率计划，对路面破碎机震动的上限和下限都有专门规定。人类生活的隐私一面自然也无法逃过欧盟官员的火眼金睛。他们已官方承认避孕套属医学用具，并对其物理细节作出规定。按照布鲁塞尔的规定，欧洲安全套的长度至少达到160毫米。庆幸的是，欧盟官员并未对男性生殖器官的长短作出明文规定。

DIY laptop 自己做筆記型電腦

Funny shop name

Creative advertising

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Pet boy

Would You Adopt a “Pet Boy”?

If you’re a girl looking for a man who will keep you company anytime you want, go to movies you want to see, shop with you and even take you on a romantic dinner, then you will love the recently popular South Korean trend of adopting a “Pet Boy”.

“I’m 6 ft tall guy and nice looking. Girls who would like to adopt me as your pet, please contact me.”

Pet boys who are often college kids in their 20’s, find “Being someone’s pet is stress free job with no financial burden at all.”

the idea came from a Japanese anime story that was popular about 5 years ago. It was about a business woman who always had bad luck in relationships. One day, she decided to take home a young man off the street to live with her as her pet.

The story was later made into a Japanese TV show as seen in the video below.

Last month, a local Korean TV show announced they were accepting “Pet Boy” applications and around 2,200 people applied. Even on the internet, agencies have started popping up offering “Pet Boys” services.

The trend is expected to spread throughout Asia in the near future.

story of a hacker + PC newbie

Hacker = 黑客 = black rogue(??)~ short for BR
Pc newbie = 小白 = xiao bai ( most probably Ms white) ~ short for XB


A conversation between BR and XB

BR:I am now in control of your PC
XB：How did you do it?
BR：By using a trojan
XB：...................where？I dont see it
BR：Open your control panels
XB：..................where is my control panels
BR：..................Below your computer!!
XB：I dont see it in "My Computer"
BR：.......Forget it，just forget everything i said

later on~~
BR：I am now in control of your PC again
XB：oh~~
BR： ....scared？！
XB：what good timing，can you help clear those annoying virus? these days there are alot of them in my PC
BR：...........

then........
XB：why do you always come and go as you please?
BR：well....you could always use a firewall
XB：but.......if there is a firewall, then u wont be able to access my PC
BR：its not that，its just that i wanna have more fun hacking ur PC，if its secureless like this its real damn
boring

so...........
XB：i heard that u can create "virus"？！
BR：ya~
XB：then u can control anybody's PC right？！
BR：normally
XB：then can you hack anytime anywhere？
BR：of course，why do you think they call us hackers or black rogues？
XB：..........ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~~`i thought is because u all are black~~~
BR：“wakau..............~~”

after........
BR：Here i am again！！
XB：dont you feel the least tired of coming in everyday？
BR：it is, your PC is the worst i have ever seen
XB：no way! how can it be?
BR：i mean besides those free games from microsoft, the other files are the tonnes of virus and spyware
taking up ur harddisk space
XB：oh~~?then have you seen my “solitaire”?，i remember its sumwhere~ i know i have it
BR：。。。。。sayonara

soon......
BR：hi~~~back i am！
XB：wah~ long time no see~ been blocked by my firewall?
BR： wakakaka，you are joking right? your PC is even easier to control than my own~
XB：i hope that u can help me something
BR：what is it?
XB：can you hack into the electric company's system?
BR： .......what you wan me to do?！！
XB：please ya，help clear this months electric bill for me
BR：go to hell！！

later..........
BR：where the hell you've been？！！！
XB：ah~ i went on a vacation
BR：i am finding something
XB：what you wanna find in my PC?
BR：a virus，a very old 1 dat i made，only you have it

sometime........
BR：here i come！！
.............................(silence)
BR：whats with the cold shoulder？
XB：i not in a good mood
BR：somebody bully u？
XB：i lost my ICQ，my 1st love picture is left there
BR：easy easy，i'll help u to get
XB：impossible
BR：nothing is impossible，tell me，what is ur ICQ number？i'll just hack for the password
XB：mmmmmmmmm..........that is the reason...........i forgot

tomolo?
XB：GET UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP！！！！
BR： ？！
XB：did you use my ID in some weird forum？！！
BR：.....sorry about that~ wanted to tell you.but dont worry，i only pasted some lame topic, i promise it wont happen again
XB：no way！！！
BR：then else what u wan？
XB：that topic you post is 1 of the hot items ppl spamming now，its my 1st and only topic which is so hot，i like it~ do summore~
BR：faint*！


BR：hehe i just did sumthing ammusing~
XB：what?
BR：i bumped up a post
XB：thats very normal
BR：my bump include "fuk your mom lah loser admin!" ， its really de-stressing
BR：wasai，overwhelming， i never dared to do such thing，you will get banned！
BR：but of course，its already done
XB：and this is ammusing？！
BR：ya~ cause that is your ID


XB：u pro right？
BR：if u feel so, then yes
XB：how pro r u？
BR：when i am bored i even am able to hack myself
XB：ha，i can do that too！
BR： #￥% WTF！YOU CAN!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?？！
XB：ya，i just go find sumone else's PC and turn it on, so i hacked (i am in control of )
the PC already
BR：DUI!!!！

BR was admitted into a hospital for quite a while..........

XB：i think i should visit you~
BR：...........this.....、isnt a good idea........why u wanna see me?
XB：i wanna know whether you are what i dream of
BR：aaa ，how do you think i look like？
XB：very handsome and sexy，wears tights，and very unique，able to go just anywhere，saving the world~
BR：............tai lou, you r talking about spiderman lah！


BR：i am back again from the last visit from the last visit from the last visit！ watcha doing?
XB：i am thinking
BR：oh？！thinking?what?
XB：i am thinking of the ways to keep you out
BR：heheheheheee....，so what have you got？
XB：be very afraid！
BR：........what is it？
XB： i'll just have to go to my router and caps it at 1KBps，like that you cant come in at all，cause its too tiny for u to come in，lalalalala~~~~~
BR：......


XB：everyday u come in, is my PC really that worth intruding?
BR：ya, its worth every effort！
XB：why is it so worth it?
BR：I am wondering, why a PC full of virus like urs still wont have a system crash
XB：ah~ i know why！
BR：............WTF #￥%！how？！how？！how？！how？
XB：easy！the virus are killing each other and not killing my PC


XB：i also wanna hack into you PC
BR：no can do，i will go crazy if you do that!
XB：but its so unfair！！
BR：emm，ok，then i'll give u this chance
XB：............but...........i duno how.........
BR：ngak ngak~~~y u think i agree to let u?！


BR：I am back again and again and again once more!
XB：this may be the last time we meet
BR：:blink: oh？what happened？
XB：i am gonna reformat，then protect with bundles of antivirus and firewall programs，how is that?
BR：so you really do hate me..............ok~ so this is good bye ya~
XB：em...hey....，wait！！teach me how to reformat first！
BR：..............................

BR：its late, dont u think u should get offline？
XB：oh，ya hor，then i'll be unplugging the socket now
BR：eh wait！you dunno how to shut down？
BR：i know ar，but everytime i press shut down，it hangs，so i just unplug it everytime
BR：then you have to change some settings : open
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows NT\
CurrentVersion\Winlogon, at Winlogon right click，choose “new” → “name”，insert
“PowerdownAfterShutdown”，and initialized the values to 1，then from now on it
will shut down properly
XB：...........i think i''ll just unplug


XB：u r great right?
BR：ok ok lah
XB：lies！show me sumthing! gimme a trojan that can shut down my PC
BR：easy stuff！just u wait
(sending.............)
BR：hahahah，done，feel the wrath of my hacking power!!
XB：hehee，thx lah~~~~i am surfing outside，just wanted u to help me shut down
BR：*feint*~~~~

lengzai vs yongsui XD

kalau lelaki handsome pendiam
Perempuan akan cakap:: woow, cool giler...
kalau lelaki tak handsome pendiam
Perempuan akan cakap: eh perasan bagus...

kalau lelaki handsome berbuat jahat
Perempuan akan kata: nobody's perfect
kalau lelaki tak handsome berbuat jahat
perempuan akan cakap: memang.... muka pun macam pecah rumah!

kalau lelaki handsome menolong perempuan yg diganggu
perempuan akan cakap: wah.. machonya.. macam hero filem!
kalau lelaki tak handsome menolong perempuan yang diganggu
Perempuan akan kata: entah2 kawan dia...

kalau lelaki handsome dapat perempuan cantik
perempuan akan kata: sepadan sangat...
kalau lelaki tak handsome dapat perempuan cantik
perempuan akan kata: mesti kena bomoh perempuan tuh!

kalau lelaki handsome ditinggal kekasih
perempuan akan kata: jangan sedih, kan saya ada..
kalau lelaki tak handsome ditinggal kekasih
perempuan akan kata:...(terdiam, tapi telunjuknya
meliuk-liuk dari atas ke bawah, patutlah, tengok saja luarannya)...

kalau lelaki handsome penyayang binatang
perempuan akan cakap: perasaannya halus...penuh kasih sayang
kalau lelaki tak handsome penyayang binatang
perempuan akan cakap: sesama keluarga memang harus menyayangi...

kalau lelaki handsome bawa BMW
perempuan akan cakap: matching... hebat luar dalam
kalau lelaki tak handsome bawa BMW
perempuan akan cakap: bang, bosnya mana?...

kalau lelaki handsome menuang air ke gelas perempuan
perempuan akan cakap:ini barulah lelaki gentlemen
kalau lelaki tak handsome menuang air ke gelas perempuan
perempuan akan cakap: naluri pembantu, memang begitu....

kalau lelaki handsome hantar komen dlm friendster..cepat2 dibalas..kalau lelaki xhandsome dia akan ckp buang masa je layan..

NASIB KAMI LELAKI XHANDSOME....

ok my rojak translation:

if lengzai is quiet, guai-guai
girls will say: wow dem cool la
if yongsui is quiet, guai-guai
girls will say: ceh like he think so yeng 1

if lengzai do something bad
girls will say: nobody's perfect
if yongsui do something bad
girls will say: suits his face lor... face like broken home 1

if lengzai help harrassed girls
girls will say: wa dem macho la ... like film hero 1
if yongsui help harrassed girls
girls will say: maybe tht's her fren lor

if lengzai get lenglui
girls will say: wah perfect match oh
if yongsui get lenglui
girls will say: she must be kena possessed de

if lengzai kena dumped by girls
girls will say: dun be sad, u got me ma
if yongsui kena dumped by girls
girls will say: *speechless while pointing him up n down* u just see how yongsui he is lor...

if lengzai loves animals
girls will say: wah so loving n caring
if yongsui loves animals
girls will say: face like animals, sure will love their own kind la

if lengzai drives BMW
girls will say: wah from face to car, all leng!
if yongsui drives BMW
girls will say: bro, where's the boss?

if lengzai pours water on girl's glass
girls will say: very gentleman la this fella
if yongsui pours water on girls' glass
girls will say: maid's instinct, sure like tht lo

if lengzai gives comments in friendster, sure reply fast 1, if yongsui, waste time oni

OUR FATE AS YONGSUI...

Ah beng job interview

i wonder u all have seen this cos i have heard of it but didnt really understand xD


Ah Beng went for an job interview for a sales job. When the manager saw Ah Beng's colourful attire, his mind screamed, "Not this man!!"

Nevertheless he still had to entertain Ah Beng. So he told Ah Beng, "If you can form a sentence using the words I give you, then I will give you a chance!"

"The words are "Green, Pink, Yellow, Blue, White, Purple, Black".

Ah Beng thought for a while and said "I heard the phone go green, green, and then I went to pink up the phone and said Yellow. Blue's that? White did you say? Aiyah, wrong number. Don't purplely disturb people and don't call Black, ok?"

Ah Beng got the job.

jokes

Teacher: Ted, if your father
has $10
and you ask him for $6, how much would
your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ted: You don't know my father!


Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your
results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report
book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that, but I'm going
Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm scolding you
now.

Father: Why did you fail your
Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8.
On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.

If she can't make up her mind, how do
I know the right answer?

Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love


Man: How old is your father?
Boy: 1 year older then me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I
was born

Teacher: Simon, your composition
on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
Simon: No, teacher. It's the same dog!


Father: Your teacher says she finds it
impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!

Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: Singapore , Sir.
Teacher: Which part?
Student: All of me, Sir.

Big Apple Donuts

The shop Big Apple Donuts located inside the spring, still many ppl waiting there, business so good!! We order 10 boxs total 120 donuts!!! All the ppl there look at us...@.@ waaa...buy so many!! they said at back lo. Spend rm220!!

Price of each donuts is rm2.30, if buy 6pc in one box then RM12, if buy 12pc in one box then RM22. Got many favor, around 23-24 taste.





How they make donut?


outside d shop


donuts

机长打瞌睡 印航「过站不停」

印度国营的印度航空（Air India）发生飞机「过站不停」的离谱状况，载有100名乘客的飞机，两个驾驶员竟然都在驾驶舱呼呼大睡，接近目的地孟买时既没有下降，也没有跟塔台联络，还一度引发劫机疑云。


机场15公里折返
这起虚惊发生在本月4日凌晨，《印度时报》指出，印航一架由杜拜经斋浦尔转孟买的客机，在接近孟买上空时，没依照例行程序缓降高度准备降落，对塔台的呼叫也没有回应，就这样飞越机场，继续朝南前进，地面人员还以为飞机遭劫持，赶紧启动特定的高频率通讯模式，通讯器的鸣叫声才惊醒机长与副驾驶，这时飞机已超越孟买机场15公里，机长掉转方向，回孟买降落。
消息传出后印航极力否认飞行员曾在机舱打瞌睡，痛斥媒体报导「杜撰想像又不负责任」，只承认当天曾有通讯不灵问题，飞机超越目的地一小段距离，但机长很快就修正错误。今年2月，美国夏威夷民航Go航空也曾发生类似事件，机长因劳累而打瞌睡，飞越机场上空18分钟后才惊醒过来，美国航管当局随即研究亡羊补牢之道，并建议航空公司别让飞行员超时工作。

Look alike

goosshhhhhh...
a random guy...and he look alike santan from dragon ball...should ask him act in da movie..

笨贼以为自己隐形

巫师施咒就可以隐形？相信没有人会相信吧！不过，伊朗一名男子却相信，他不但付钱让一名巫师下“隐形咒”，还真的以为自己隐了形，并直走入德黑兰一间银行，抢走银行顾客的金钱，结果当场被制伏。当局现正追捕为该名男子下咒的巫师。

伊朗官方报章《Jam-eJam》报道，这名相信巫术的“蠢贼”，最近走去拜访一位巫师，向巫师交了290英镑（约2千零20令吉）的费用，让巫师为他下“隐形咒”，以为从此就可随心所欲，以隐形之身打劫银行，想偷多少钱就偷多少钱，神不知鬼不觉。

当场被制伏才知上当

隐了形，下一步当然是往打劫“发大财”，男子于是大模大样走入德黑兰一间银行内，直接从顾客手上抢走现金；眼白白看手上的钱被这名男子抢去，顾客当然不会放过他，并在当场将他制伏，送交警方处理。

这名男子在法庭上后悔地说：“我做错了，我现在知道自己上了当，被人哄骗了。”

现在德黑兰的警方，正四处找寻为这名男子下咒的假巫师。